The Heart of the Matter
June 24, 2009
Wright Brain Thinking

OK. Break time. Park your left brain and get into your right. I mean Wright, as in Steven -- a truly funny fellow I once ran into while jogging on the streets of New York City.

If the following jams your mind, good. You've been thinking too much anyway. Like I said, it's time for a break...

"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."

"I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side."

"For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out."

"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included."

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."

"I like to reminisce with people I don't know."

"I invented the cordless extension cord."

"I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second."

"If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?"

"What's another word for Thesaurus?"

"I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter."

"I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly."

"I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering."

"I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast."

"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"

"I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

Posted by Mitch Ditkoff at June 24, 2009 11:34 PM


I grew this beard for a movie part......that I'm GONNA WATCH.

Bette Davis was a really amazing jazz drummer. A lot of people don't know that.....There're a lot of things people don't know that aren't true.

I went to the General Store.....They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.

I lost a buttonhole.

I own the largest collection of seashells in the world. I keep them on the beaches.

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.

Posted by: Jaimo [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 27, 2009 09:58 PM

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